I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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