hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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