Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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