You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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