he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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