You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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