Having a random hookup so left but love u
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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