In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
