im about as happy as oj after his trial
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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