I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
My bed smells like the plague
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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