Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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