$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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