Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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