JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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