Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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