What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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