In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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