Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
This is the high leading the old right now
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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