he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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