i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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