Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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