Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize
