I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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