he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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