try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Success! We fucked roommates!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
