I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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