hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
Randomize
