i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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