and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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