Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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