Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
are you so shy because you have an std?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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