Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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