i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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