We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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