More tranny stories later!
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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