So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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