"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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