No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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