I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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