She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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