Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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