It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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