How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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