And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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