Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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