am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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