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Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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