I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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