FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
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