I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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